Today at the bookstore...
Customer: Do y'all have any books on injuns?
Me: Excuse me? *I mean really, besides Inglorious Basterds, I've never come across a person who has said this in all sincerity.*
Customer: You know, INJUNS?
*he then proceeds to put his hand over his mouth and attempt ululating.*
Me: You mean, native americans?
Customer: OHHH, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. So, do y'all have any?