Really? And how is that for you?
Matt: Well it’s a pretty regular deal.
So everyday he just whips it out and goes “here’s my dick, sign it?”
Jonas: Yeah, we have a metallic sharpie…
Matt: We have a silver pen for Echo Kid, we don’t get a lot of people wanting albums signed, but I sign a lot of Jonas’s dick.
Silver sharpie, eh? How elegant.
Dave: Yeah, and you hold the pen with your teeth
When you were kids, what did you want to be?
(okay, shut up, I know this isn't risque...)
Dave: A motherfucking hustler
Matt: I don’t know, a fireman or a doctor
Watching too much ER back then, weren't you?
I take that you guys aren’t easily grossed out so I am going to ask this question… Have you heard of the disease lymphatic filariasis?
Dave: Yes, of course, who hasn’t heard of it?
Then what is it?
Dave: It’s when Matt opens his mouth and throws up semen.
Well, I guess it’s kind of close to that. It's where parasitic worms burrow into you lymph nodes and can make your balls swell to the size of watermelons, forcing you to basically tote them around in a wheelbarrow.
Matt: I just want to say for the record, if I ever cough up semen, it would be Dave’s dad semen.
If you were reincarnated as some other plant or animal, what would it be and why?
Jonas: I would say a hyena because they are fucking scavengers, man. We are all scavengers.
Dave: I would be a motherfuckin' bald eagle. I would scratch fucking French people’s faces off. Grab their fucking baguette and disembowel them.
Kingsley: I would probably be a sloth. Stoned and slow.
Jonas: Matt would be a gerbil so he could go up dudes asses.
Matt: I would be a gerbil so I could go up Dave dad’s asshole.
Who would you go gay for?
Matt: Dave’s dad
Jonas: Harrison Ford
Jonas: It’s Harrison fucking Ford, Han Solo, man.
Kingsley: Dave’s dad
Dave’s dad is a hot topic.
Dave: He’s a badass
Matt: If I could, I would spend 8 of the 12 months touring and spend the other 4 with Dave’s dad...
Dave: I would graph Matt’s face to my asshole and start the human centipede with him.
What’s your guiltiest pleasure?
Jonas: I would say watching King give Dave a blowjob. Like we love it in the moment
, then the next morning we are like “why?” Why did we just watch King give Dave a blowjob? Why did we enjoy it so much?
Matt: I guess my guiltiest pleasure would be getting head from Dave. He uses his teeth sometimes, but if you just stroke his head, he relaxes just a bit.
Words of wisdom? Something for the kids.
Dave: Life’s a bitch and then you die.
Jonas: Go to the Replay Lounge in Lawrence, KS
Kingsley: Smoke weed everyday
Okay, so does anyone have torrent link for The Human Centipede? It's definitely not available on Netflix.
Alright, NOW I am officially on a little hiatus. And for the three people that comment on this blog, I will still be reading your comments and sometimes replying back.